i want to marry bender the robot
well now, my day is like this...
i wake up at 1030 pm last night and make myself a toast and cheese sandwich... and of course to start in my adult swim run...when a curious thought hit me... "Shit, I'm still asleep, i think..." this thought was re-enforced by the thought of suzi, in the kitchen, making some sort of baloney and butter sandwich...
so playing along... i prop myself up next to the fridge, and begin a somewhat curious conversation with my imaginary friend. she asked me, "What the hell happened to Alice in Chains?", she paused between bites...,"And Herman's Head..."
she srugged it of, almost not wanting an answer...then she told me :"Don't you hate it when you are terribly horny...but you are to embarresed to do anything about it?"
it safe to say at this point...i went into wishful dreaming...lol...
but to keep it short, and somewhat non-offensive, she asked me for anal sex, and i told her, "No, i want to bend you over and raw dog you while you make me waffles...."
of course i had to wake up...dammit.
to choking on a wad of lung butter...that had a lingering taste of waffles...(?)
but on to other things...kaoticmyth...im going to need a ride to pick up my pc in the very near future, your help would be appreciated...;)
and heres to a fruitful day on ff11...w00t beeyatch!
this is where i usually write, "have a day my happy net people..." but to hell with that, heres a pic. sorry it's pretty raw, this pc lacks PSP8, the editor im use to...>:(
dirtcheapninja: waffles!!
dirtcheapninja: did i mention that ricky martin was playing in the background?
CherryS 1 8 4: hahahaha
CherryS 1 8 4: thats hysterical
dirtcheapninja: so now im listing to she bangs untill its out of my head
dirtcheapninja: damn you suzi!!
CherryS 1 8 4: lol. you know you loved it lol. I think anyone would enjoy a dream like that
dirtcheapninja: well, i forgot to write her facial expression in there, i dont think she'll ever let me live it down...
dirtcheapninja: WAFFLES? wtf?!
waffles? wtf?!
dirtcheapninja: lol
CherryS 1 8 4: haha
dirtcheapninja: but yeah, it got extra hot real quick
dirtcheapninja: but i didnt want to write that
CherryS 1 8 4: ooo baby
CherryS 1 8 4: lol
CherryS 1 8 4: dreams like tht are fun though. They're exciting...and it's even better if it has funny parts like with waffles and ricky martin
dirtcheapninja: i agree it was fun
dirtcheapninja: but is it bad when your imaginary girlfriend thinks you are insane?
CherryS 1 8 4: haha no. It just makes it more amusing that way
dirtcheapninja: oh ok
dirtcheapninja: and now i have comment fodder...
dirtcheapninja: thanks i just realized that this whole conversation is completly insane
dirtcheapninja: im telling a real girl about hot sex with an imaginary one...
CherryS 1 8 4: haha
CherryS 1 8 4: it's ok
CherryS 1 8 4: it's funny
CherryS 1 8 4: and not in a bad way. I am not finding myself disgusted by it or anything
dirtcheapninja: well she asked for anal sex first, and i turned it down... for waffle sex...what kind of freak does that?
CherryS 1 8 4: a freak like you lol
dirtcheapninja: oh god i gotta post this
CherryS 1 8 4: go ahead
i wake up at 1030 pm last night and make myself a toast and cheese sandwich... and of course to start in my adult swim run...when a curious thought hit me... "Shit, I'm still asleep, i think..." this thought was re-enforced by the thought of suzi, in the kitchen, making some sort of baloney and butter sandwich...
so playing along... i prop myself up next to the fridge, and begin a somewhat curious conversation with my imaginary friend. she asked me, "What the hell happened to Alice in Chains?", she paused between bites...,"And Herman's Head..."
she srugged it of, almost not wanting an answer...then she told me :"Don't you hate it when you are terribly horny...but you are to embarresed to do anything about it?"
it safe to say at this point...i went into wishful dreaming...lol...
but to keep it short, and somewhat non-offensive, she asked me for anal sex, and i told her, "No, i want to bend you over and raw dog you while you make me waffles...."
of course i had to wake up...dammit.
to choking on a wad of lung butter...that had a lingering taste of waffles...(?)
but on to other things...kaoticmyth...im going to need a ride to pick up my pc in the very near future, your help would be appreciated...;)
and heres to a fruitful day on ff11...w00t beeyatch!
this is where i usually write, "have a day my happy net people..." but to hell with that, heres a pic. sorry it's pretty raw, this pc lacks PSP8, the editor im use to...>:(
dirtcheapninja: waffles!!
dirtcheapninja: did i mention that ricky martin was playing in the background?
CherryS 1 8 4: hahahaha
CherryS 1 8 4: thats hysterical
dirtcheapninja: so now im listing to she bangs untill its out of my head
dirtcheapninja: damn you suzi!!
CherryS 1 8 4: lol. you know you loved it lol. I think anyone would enjoy a dream like that
dirtcheapninja: well, i forgot to write her facial expression in there, i dont think she'll ever let me live it down...
dirtcheapninja: WAFFLES? wtf?!
waffles? wtf?!
dirtcheapninja: lol
CherryS 1 8 4: haha
dirtcheapninja: but yeah, it got extra hot real quick
dirtcheapninja: but i didnt want to write that
CherryS 1 8 4: ooo baby
CherryS 1 8 4: lol
CherryS 1 8 4: dreams like tht are fun though. They're exciting...and it's even better if it has funny parts like with waffles and ricky martin
dirtcheapninja: i agree it was fun
dirtcheapninja: but is it bad when your imaginary girlfriend thinks you are insane?
CherryS 1 8 4: haha no. It just makes it more amusing that way
dirtcheapninja: oh ok
dirtcheapninja: and now i have comment fodder...
dirtcheapninja: thanks i just realized that this whole conversation is completly insane
dirtcheapninja: im telling a real girl about hot sex with an imaginary one...
CherryS 1 8 4: haha
CherryS 1 8 4: it's ok
CherryS 1 8 4: it's funny
CherryS 1 8 4: and not in a bad way. I am not finding myself disgusted by it or anything
dirtcheapninja: well she asked for anal sex first, and i turned it down... for waffle sex...what kind of freak does that?
CherryS 1 8 4: a freak like you lol
dirtcheapninja: oh god i gotta post this
CherryS 1 8 4: go ahead