Feb 20, 2007 00:22
Ah, rant #2 splurging out...
daniel suggested he had a headache. you know what i think about headaches?
Headaches were manufactured by the headache relief company to monopolize overexpenditures on random superfluous products. That's the thing about products...
A summation, if you will:
Let T= Time
Let P= Product
Let Q= Quality of Life
In american society, Q= P/T
The more product you consume over the least amount of time ensure the increase of the quality of life. Do you see what happens? Americans believe that product = happiness which is directly proportional with the quality of life. So... do headaches really exist?
No. The nerves send false sensations to the brain, causing it to detect pain, when in reality, there is no causation. There's no correlation between one's surroundings and one's brain waves, thus, suggesting that the so-called "headache" is merely a figment of the imagination. Stress causes tension headaches, but what IS a tension headache?
Tension headache: overuse of the muscles in the head region. headache relievers simply relax the muscles, creating less tension. Basically, the muscle is being flexed, due to unexplainable stress, and therefore, the brain, stupid and ignorant as it is, instantly thinks that there is an abundance of pain. Here's a hint: stop flexing your head muscles. How does one detect a headache? They think "oh, im getting a headache" and Poof! it shows up. Be more cheerful and ignore it.. The brain just gets a little excited sometimes and doesn't know how to act. The pain isn't really there.
Someone with an amputated foot feels pain on the detached limb sometimes. What's the explanation? There's surely no nerve endings sending impulses to the brain. The person perceives a form of pain, and therefore, its there.
If we hadnt suggested headaches are real, no one would ever have one..
hmmmff
(dan, i love you.)