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by limitedbythesky
DirtayBlack7's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 29% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 07:03:45 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 07:36:53 AM
Alco Money! : $ 294
Guests of Honour
pretty_gurl is a wobegone Hindu and a full-time Barney Gumble impersonator. pretty_gurl drank 4 Red Wines, 1 Cosmopolitan, 2 Irish Creams, 3 Sherrys.
serena_chloe is a possessed Buddhist. serena_chloe drank 15 Sherrys.
vintagebabydoll is an evil Fundementalist Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come. vintagebabydoll decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
deadso is a dismayed Agnostic. deadso drank 15 Irish Creams.
klown is a melancholy Muslim and a newbie drinker. klown drank 11 Stouts, 2 White Wines, 1 Rum.
xhilikusx is a lethargic Buddhist. xhilikusx drank 4 Rums, 3 White Russians, 2 Gins.
soilarmy is an up-tight Fundementalist Christian and a newbie boozer who creates decripit oil paintings of male genetalia before auctioning them off to Famine Relief soilarmy decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
DirtayBlack7 is a foul Buddhist who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes. DirtayBlack7 drank 13 Hot Toddys, 2 Cognacs.
Sick!
Dear god DirtayBlack7! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following
bastards barfed all over your carpet - serena_chloe, deadso, klown, xhilikusx, DirtayBlack7
Lovers
It was to everyones surprise that by the end of the evening pretty_gurl and serena_chloe were kissing the face off each other like two deranged love hounds.
The Drunkest
serena_chloe - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"
Random Events
xhilikusx began a lively debate about the work of shakespare with a door before falling unconscious in a heap
of their own shit.
serena_chloe called deadso a "Heathen Bastard!!" before attempting to baptise them over the toilet bowl with bleach.
serena_chloe and DirtayBlack7 were on the edge of a punch-up after DirtayBlack7 called serena_chloe a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!
Happy New Year!
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