you know those days....
...when you are so horny you can't see straight?
yeah...that's me...today.
which is even funnier because Sheri, I haven't even watched that video yet! haha
Seriously..I have been battling spring fever for about 2 weeks now and there is no end in sight. This happened last year also! January and February are unbearable for me...and it gets worse with age. I find myself currently checking out everything that has a penis and walks, I need some control. I almost ran over a guy yesterday in the Subway parking lot (he walked behind me while I was backing up) after I said "Oh shit!" I thought...he's pretty cute, maybe I should have ran him over to meet him.
Why do I always have regular great sex in about March...I need it now!
This has been my sex sex sex rant.
Sometimes I wish I was a shameless whore...DAMN YOU STANDARDS AND MORALS!
yeah...that's me...today.
which is even funnier because Sheri, I haven't even watched that video yet! haha
Seriously..I have been battling spring fever for about 2 weeks now and there is no end in sight. This happened last year also! January and February are unbearable for me...and it gets worse with age. I find myself currently checking out everything that has a penis and walks, I need some control. I almost ran over a guy yesterday in the Subway parking lot (he walked behind me while I was backing up) after I said "Oh shit!" I thought...he's pretty cute, maybe I should have ran him over to meet him.
Why do I always have regular great sex in about March...I need it now!
This has been my sex sex sex rant.
Sometimes I wish I was a shameless whore...DAMN YOU STANDARDS AND MORALS!