Dec 18, 2008 08:43
Hair removal cream is neat. It has all the horror of a clogged hairy drain, fear of hair loss, and the pathology of a chemical burn all in one bottle. Combing your hair and seeing those tufts would be a serious cause for alarm in most men.
My knee does not have the same texture anymore. I don't recognize the way it feels. It's not fuzzy. It's nekid.
But I made a little hairless patch of smiley face in the side of calf now.
Well, off to the chop shop. I'll be completely passed out, so wish my surgeon luck and steady hands. They don't even need anesthetic for me, just show me the cross sections of body parts and I'll pass right out!