oh mah gaat. im 'bout 2 wile out y'all. dis aint funny.
i m @ mah parentz' house rite now celebratin Xmas, an' i wuz jus' openin sum presents... but get dis, i pull back da rappin' paper on 1 of dem, an' what do i see?
DIS!
WTF, rite? dis GOTZ ta be sum kinda joke... an' yo, dis shit aint funny, y'hurrd! who done did dis? was it u,
majordumbass? u betta hope i don' catch ur ass, othawize i'ma rip out all ur fake piercin's n' shit!! FIGHT-ER!
yo i betchoo itz mah trickass mom who got me dat shit... she don' kno whut up. 'round da holladayz, she drink alot an' dance 2 pebo bryson's Xmas album. dis mornin we found hurr ass hung ova n' passt out half way up da stairs n' smellin like peach schnapps.
but she mah mutha n' i <3 hurr no matta what!!1! n' yo, don' tell nobody, but i jacked sum of hurr dance moves n' used them in da "Dirrty" video! thats Y sumtimes it look like i m havin' seizures... dat was inspired by da time mah mom got alkohol poisonin' n' shit. it wuz hot.
NEwayz, i jus' wanted 2 say wWUZZUP 2 mah new peepz
yesterdaysangel,
br0k3nxluck, n'
supasexy725, and ESPECIALLY mah biggest fan
wantanewname.. yall r beautiful no matta what SUM BITCH-ASS HATAS WHO BE COMMENTIN IN MAH JOURNLE say! happy holladayz all mah beautiful 1s!!
.:Xtina:.