"I blew a tree in half with 1 and a half shells."-drunk guy at Mitch's
I want to thank all my friends for giving me such an awesome weekend. Thank you Grandma for giving me Grandpa's machette. I'm seriously considering taking boxing lessons. Knocking dudes out feels awesome. If I could see boobs or knock a guy out I would probably choose knocking a guy out. Please come to my viewer's choice night at Rob's this Friday. Scarecrow Gone Wild is going to run all over you and Jacob's Ladder will make you feel creepy inside.