I could do better
Dear Sagittarius, who IS that intriguing person who's just moved into your neighborhood? What is it about your new neighbor that makes it impossible for you to stop wondering about them? Quit obsessing over it! Get your courage up, and the next time this person is outside, go over and introduce yourself, using the pretext of a "welcome to the neighborhood!" Then casually mention you are short on cash. These people are actually gullable and will give you ten bucks. If handled well, over time, you can get them to write you into their will and you have a much better house than you do now. Your lucky number today is 97.
I should go into writing horoscopes and see if I can put the Great Zaganza out of business.
I should go into writing horoscopes and see if I can put the Great Zaganza out of business.