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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I pushed h_hollister in the mud (-17 points). In April I stole large_hammer's purse (-30 points). In July I donated bone marrow to 8th_castellan in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I turned anodynetwin in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (284 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
dirk__gently
Hmh. I'm not sure I want an easy-bake oven, it wouldn't do to burn the house down. Heating frozen pizzas is as fancy as I get in the kitchen, thanks.
I'd also never push Hollister in the mud, although it brings female mud wrestling to mind... and the idea of Thor with a purse is one that ought to keep me smiling a while.
I'd like to point out that if anyone wants to wish me happy birthday, it was last month. I spent it as a tree. I've had better birthdays.