Go fearlessly into the night!

Jan 14, 1979 19:39

Right then, this may be an open invitation, open dress, open beverage, open window sort of event, but Sybill and I felt there should be at least a few ground rules, just to preserve the wholeness of our flat. Not primarily in the spiritual sense (although I'm sure Sybill would like you to leave the aura undisturbed as well), but in the sense that I WOULD LIKE TO WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING AND STILL HAVE ALL MY FURNITURE. THAT INCLUDES THE BEAN BAG CHAIRS.

1) no pissing in the herb garden (I WILL POISON YOU)
2a) no Apparating or magic in the stairwell
2b) if you must duel, please feel free to make use of the secluded alleyway below
3) this is a party, and guests shall partake of the drink and the smoke, no exceptions
4) sign the guestbook so articles of clothing and other items can be returned to their rightful owners come morning
5) bring bevvies if you can -- we're running a bit low on gin
6) lastly, this is a FLATWARMING party, so guests will be required to warm the flat in some way

About that last one, BE CREATIVE! We are very open-minded! Dad sent us homemade brandy, I think, two kinds? Sybill might have already dipped into the elderberry but there's a lot to go around. And I've brewed a MAGNIFICENT rum that's made with jujube flowers and crow dung. I should go give that one last stir to make sure nothing has congealed.

Oh, and if anybody has a pair of sewing scissors Sybill can borrow, that would be lovely, as she's misplaced hers.
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