My name is Jake.
I'm-- no, this feels wrong. I'm pretty sure I know what's going on right now, and who did this. And I don't have to introduce myself to him. He probably knows more about me than I know about myself.
If this is another one of your little missions, I'd appreciate some clue, even if that isn't how you operate. None? Fine.
My name is Jake, and I was wondering if anyone could tell me where exactly this is.