First order of business: Panic
UM WTF GUYS RAFA'S DOWN 4 GAMES TO 1 AGAINST SODERLING.
Like, that's kinda impossible, no? I mean this is Rafa we're talking about here. I'm sure I'll feel better as soon as I find a stream somewhere which is proving to be a hard task despite all my numerous sources.
OMG RAFA STOP THIS INSANITY BE KIND TO MY HEART. I'm still not over Marat's loss the other night so please please for the love of all things holy get yourself together.
In the same vein, come on Marin bb make Mandy work his pasty bum for this match!
ETA: RAFA LOST THE FIRST SET. The Sod is up a game in the second. WHAT IS GOING ON?!? And also, where is the nearest cliff?
ETA 2: Have been gifted a stream but holy shit, am thinking whether spazzing over live scores is better for me in the long run than actually watching the match? Soderling's douchey face combined with the commentators' glee in watching Rafa work hard is making me wish I wasn't a religious person. I hate the Sod. He is pure unadulterated evil in sneakers. VAMOS RAFA!!!
ETA 3: RAFA WON THE SET THANK YOU LORD JESUS. Pleaaaaseeeeeeee Rafa finish and win this in 2 more sets! And to the French crowd: I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE THE SOD. Screw your desire for variety, YOU DO NOT JEER A 4-TIME CONSECUTIVE CHAMPION EVER. EVER EVER.
ETA 4: DOES HE SERIOUSLY THINK HE CAN WIN THIS ALL? DO THEY SERIOUSLY THINK THIS MAKES THEM LOOK AT ALL RESPECTABLE? THIS IS RAFA NADAL IF HE DOESN'T BREAK YOU DOWN I WILL CUT YOU MYSELF. - This is me trying to pump myself/Rafa up. Let me have this moment.
SON OF AN ETA: My faith in Rafa's state of hair is strong, and right now his hair is not yet fucked up. THIS GIVES ME HOPE. OMG I'M CRYING.
Like, that's kinda impossible, no? I mean this is Rafa we're talking about here. I'm sure I'll feel better as soon as I find a stream somewhere which is proving to be a hard task despite all my numerous sources.
OMG RAFA STOP THIS INSANITY BE KIND TO MY HEART. I'm still not over Marat's loss the other night so please please for the love of all things holy get yourself together.
In the same vein, come on Marin bb make Mandy work his pasty bum for this match!
ETA: RAFA LOST THE FIRST SET. The Sod is up a game in the second. WHAT IS GOING ON?!? And also, where is the nearest cliff?
ETA 2: Have been gifted a stream but holy shit, am thinking whether spazzing over live scores is better for me in the long run than actually watching the match? Soderling's douchey face combined with the commentators' glee in watching Rafa work hard is making me wish I wasn't a religious person. I hate the Sod. He is pure unadulterated evil in sneakers. VAMOS RAFA!!!
ETA 3: RAFA WON THE SET THANK YOU LORD JESUS. Pleaaaaseeeeeeee Rafa finish and win this in 2 more sets! And to the French crowd: I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE THE SOD. Screw your desire for variety, YOU DO NOT JEER A 4-TIME CONSECUTIVE CHAMPION EVER. EVER EVER.
ETA 4: DOES HE SERIOUSLY THINK HE CAN WIN THIS ALL? DO THEY SERIOUSLY THINK THIS MAKES THEM LOOK AT ALL RESPECTABLE? THIS IS RAFA NADAL IF HE DOESN'T BREAK YOU DOWN I WILL CUT YOU MYSELF. - This is me trying to pump myself/Rafa up. Let me have this moment.
SON OF AN ETA: My faith in Rafa's state of hair is strong, and right now his hair is not yet fucked up. THIS GIVES ME HOPE. OMG I'M CRYING.