Aside from the fact that today is my mom's day of birth, it's also one of my footie loves' day to party! Feliz cumpleaños Sergio bb, you are 23 today which makes me not so pervy anymore, yay for both of us!
Here are just some things you should know about a certain Sergio Ramos:
He plays for the team of my soul, Real Madrid
He also plays for the Spanish national team, ole!
He is v. flexible
But he is allergic to underarmour *pets/fondles*
Despite this, he bravely faces all weather conditions...
...for the sake of good sportsmanship: jersey-swapping is srs bznz
Speaking of sportsmanship, he loves his teammates
And he's not afraid to show it!
See? :D
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*awkward pause*
Sergio is also good friends with a certain Iker Casillas, goalkeeper of Real Madrid
(LOL at lady reporter)
Sergio can occasionally be a bit too intense for him
But most of the time Sergio behaves himself
Which Iker appreciates
And he doesn't hesitate to show his appreciation, to the joy of all fangirls like myself
Are they your OTP, you ask?
Am I that obvious?
Anyhoo, back to Sergio
He's got a fantastic smile
And other fantastic.. qualities
He has thighs
And fingers, and a tongue. Imagine that? He's just like us!
When he's not deliciously sweating in his kit, he gets suited up, yay!
And carries man purses, boooo
But then he smiles *is dazzled*
And all is well again *thumbs up*
"Gracias Ingrid for that lovely birthday picspam!" *applauds*
De nada Sergio bb, anything for you!
And thus Sergio (along with San Iker) bids us goodbye
'coz he's off to celebrate with his buds (OHAI Rafa ♥)
If you've survived that epic picspam, join me in greeting Sergio a very happy birthday!
Happy beerday you sexy beast, don't ever change ♥