Oi Archuleta
You have destroyed one of the most iconic songs in the universe, how I detest you for it. I don't care if you win (frankly I wish that you do, so David Cook can do his own thing), but I just really despise you right now.
Not cool, Archie, not cool.
And can you stop doing that puppy-dog-eyes look already?? Seriously, I'm so over your GOSHAWWWSHUCKS*TEAR* shtick.
(Hey, I really want you to win, your dad might go on a rampage if you don't. I fear for your life.)
But I'm still so angry at you, ARGH.
Not cool, Archie, not cool.
And can you stop doing that puppy-dog-eyes look already?? Seriously, I'm so over your GOSHAWWWSHUCKS*TEAR* shtick.
(Hey, I really want you to win, your dad might go on a rampage if you don't. I fear for your life.)
But I'm still so angry at you, ARGH.