[The video clicks on to show Ryoga. He looks somewhat worried.]
Has anyone seen my fiancée . . . ah, an ostrich? She left her eggs here at the fountain and I'm sitting on them for her . . .
[And, true enough, the camera pans to show Ryoga sitting on some sort of makeshift nest. Except those weren't ostrich eggs. They were a lot of chicken eggs.]
I'm only glad I found my way here on time . . . I could not bear the thought if they were cold . . .
. . . Oh, shooting stars!
I wish . . .
[ooc; Ryoga's fail starts
here. XD]