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[directforce]

I've decided, this world is Boring in the winter months.

...It'd be livened up by a flaming war elephant.

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[seepassion]

I'm pretty sure that would qualify as elephant-cruelty or something. The whole setting it on fire thing. I mean, I'm all for stampeding. Stampeding is awesome.

But, you know, burney-flesh? Totally not a favorite scent. It's up there on the list near eau de vomit.

I in no way endorse cruelty to elephants

[directforce]

And what's wrong with elephant cruelty?

Have you gone soft, Z? Like a wimpy, elephant-liking human?

Lies.

[seepassion]

I dunno. They're all, like, endangered and shit. Seems kinda rude to set one on fire. Especially when they can already do a shit ton of damage without being abnormally large, stampeding torches.

Why don't you just set people on fire and then let an elephant stomp on them?

[inspiredvoice]

Did you narrow it down to flaming war elephant, or do you have other options. Cuz otherwise, you're doomed to be bored, babe.

[directforce]

I can find a elephant, and don't call me babe.

[inspiredvoice]

Tsk, never thought of you as lazy, babe. Their usually at the zoo on this side of the planet.

[oheyzeus]

Sweetheart, if I could get a flaming war elephant, I could think of no one who'd deserve it more.

[Filter: B]

I may, however, have a non-flaming non-elephant task for you. I hate to see your talents going to waste.

[directforce]

You are being very hard to hate, lately.

I'm sure that you could get one, my lord.

[Filter: Z]

...Oh?

[thebesttitan]

Bug, I feel like you are onto something really special here.

[seepassion]

Why do you hate elephants, Dad?

[thebesttitan]

It's not so much hating elephants as wanting to see a flaming one go on a rampage.

[seepassion]

Yeah, I totally fucking think that the elephant would disagree with that.