An open letter to science:
Dear Science,
I'm going to need a few things from you in the form of inventions that you should really make already. First, a ray gun. You have had more than fifty years to come up with a working ray gun, and to provide it cheaply to the masses. Yet, you don't even have a prototype, nor any proposed date for release to the public. I'm going to need one pretty soon, so hurry up with it. Second, I think that you should make some kind of glass that can be hammered into the ground in sheets. Just think of the possibilities. Third, I think that four hours of sleep is plenty, and you, science, should work to make that true. Finally, I think pretty much everybody is sick of having to constantly take care of their teeth. You really need to design some stronger teeth for us, preferably ones that come in a range of colors and textures.
Also, how 'bout telling me where I'm going to go when I die. That shouldn't be too hard, you've just been lazy about the whole thing.
Sincerely,
An avid consumer.
PS I have a bunch of other ideas, but I need these things very soon.
I'm going to need a few things from you in the form of inventions that you should really make already. First, a ray gun. You have had more than fifty years to come up with a working ray gun, and to provide it cheaply to the masses. Yet, you don't even have a prototype, nor any proposed date for release to the public. I'm going to need one pretty soon, so hurry up with it. Second, I think that you should make some kind of glass that can be hammered into the ground in sheets. Just think of the possibilities. Third, I think that four hours of sleep is plenty, and you, science, should work to make that true. Finally, I think pretty much everybody is sick of having to constantly take care of their teeth. You really need to design some stronger teeth for us, preferably ones that come in a range of colors and textures.
Also, how 'bout telling me where I'm going to go when I die. That shouldn't be too hard, you've just been lazy about the whole thing.
Sincerely,
An avid consumer.
PS I have a bunch of other ideas, but I need these things very soon.