Unfailingly

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So I found this incredible online prompt generator.  It's just about the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

And because I love procrastination and I haven't written any PWP in a while, I decided to take a prompt seriously.  No really.  I know, I know.

That prompt: A smart figment of someone's imagination fucks a comatose psychologist in

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AHAHAHAHA.

YOU ARE A KING.

HERE IS YOUR CROWN

[starlingthefool]

WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE? IT'S MY MOTHER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR, AND I AM MAKING HER WEAR THIS.

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UM UM UM.

I LOOKED UP BACHELORETTE PARTY CROWNS ON GOOGLE IMAGES AND THAT WAS WHAT HAPPENED. IT WAS GLORIOUS.

MAYBE TRY LIKE SPENCERS OR SOMEPLACE THAT DOES GAG GIFTS? THAT'D PROBABLY BE YOUR BEST BET.