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I SAW INCEPTION YESTERDAY. HOOOOOOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. SO GOOD. I WANT TO LIKE SWAP THEORIES AND FANGIRL ALL OVER OH GOD I AM SUCH A DERPFACE.
ALSO A MEME.
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ALSO A MEME.
Stolen from wheres_walnut who stole it from someone else.
On LiveJournal, we often think we're close, but really, we know less about each other than we like to think ( Read more... )
My whole life is a patchwork of comically embarrassing moments. I frequently get June and July mixed up and arrive at appointments a month in advance. Ditto March and May. Yes I know this one is inexcusable. I walk into trees/parked cars/street signs on a daily basis, usually while texting, but sometimes while picking the ice cubes out of my iced coffee. The latter only happens when I'm wearing white. I've accidentally called my boyfriend dad more than once. Or twice. (Luckily, never while in bed.) (Knock on wood.) I mistook a long-haired man in a light blue fleece and mommy jeans for my boyfriend's mother while I was at the market. He had a beard.
My crowning achievement: I once got the heel of my stiletto hooked in the hem of my (rather short) skirt while at a bar. I still don't know how I managed this. I ended up flipping the shoe off of my foot and yanking the skirt down around my knees. Guess who was wearing frilly, pastel knickers. Yeah. I'm a little bit proud of that one.
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