Interfering old twats...
Go away. Leave me the fuck alone. Don't follow me around Sainsburys whining about my fucking parking. Go buy some fucking vegetables and fuck off out my face.
I haven't wanted to thump anyone for a fair old while. RAGE. White knuckle time. Smugly putting across your stupid fucking point like a sodding vicar delivering a sermon. Interrupting my pork chop selection. Still fuming.
Unfortunately he was in the right. Sort of. I was illegally (but not dangerously) parked. I fucking despise old 'uns.
CUNT.
Annnnnnnd breathe.