The list...Draft 1...

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1. Sean Paul
2. Alex Zane
3. Samuel Preston
4. Mariah cunting Carey
5. Matt 'smug cunt' Barbett
6. Stacy Ferguson
7. Jimmy Carr
8. Michael Winner
9. Giles 'lucky bastard' Coren
10. Fiona Philips
11. Andie McDowell
12. Lucy Porter
13. Chris Martin
14. Wayne Ferriera
15. Chris Moyles
16. Gene Simmons
17. Bono
18. Alan Carr
19. Sarah Silverman
20. Jeanne Tripplehorn