Meme Time
Snarfed from borggrrl:
1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Divorced. Both happily remarried.
2) Vegetarian?
Nah. I hate sprouts. Don't feed me sprouts!!!
3) Heaven?
The sun on my face.
4) Come close to dying?
Yep. Surfing Ocean Beach (more like drowning than surfing).
5) What jewelry do you wear every day?
An 18k gold diamond spike pendant.
6) Are you eating?
Not now. About to go for lunch at Maya - Libitina's treat. (love you Libitina!)
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yep. Had some last night with Lily_Dove and Thumbelina.
8) Makeup?
I'm a big fan of Mac Russian Red lipstick, and Chanel's Vamp.
9) Virgin?
If I was an actor, this is the one role I could never play.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Yup. If it was affordable, I'd take care of some reconstructive stuff that needs doing but insurance won't pay for because they say it's cosmetic. Stupid insurance. My teeth are crooked!
11) What do you wear to bed?
A slip or man pajamas.
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Tee hee.
13) Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
14) Pluck your eyebrows?
Nah. I get em' waxed at Kitty's.
15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
None. I hate knowing the time when I'm having fun.
16) Abortion?
Never had one, never needed one, would never want to have one, but I support the women's right to choose.
17) Hair color?
I haven't seen my natural hair color since I was 15. Right now it's blonde.
18) Future child's name?
You want me to think about that NOW?
19) Do you snore?
Only if I've been smoking cigars.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Hawaii first. Then Biarritz in France. Egypt...to dive in the Bay of Alexandria.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope. I sleep with live ones. They are like giant earmuffs, really.
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Pay off all my debt.
23) Gold or silver?
Platinum. But I can only afford gold or silver. Heh.
24) Hamburger or hot dog?
Both, depending on which coast I'm on. West coast: Hamburger. East coast: Hot dog.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Maryland Blue Crabs steamed in beer, apple cider vinegar, and Old Bay.
26) Beach, city, or country?
All three, within respectable distances from each other. A girl should always have options for proper escape.
27) Who was the last person you touched?
Lily_Dove
28) Where do you eat?
At the table in my livingroom, or at a restaurant, or on the grass during a picnic. Or on the sand at the beach (also during a picnic).
29) When's the last time you cried?
A few days ago, watching Casablanca. Love like that never dies.
30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
Unfortunately, and fortunately.
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I do whenever I dance the male part in Milonguero style tango. Fedora, black pin-striped suit, red bra, no blouse, and stiletto black and red snakeskin wingtips. You might have seen me do a poetry reading in this get-up, performing at a Pagan Pride Fundraiser.
32) Ever been involved with the police?
Yeah. That pesky DUI. Hey wait--involved...does that mean...?(heh).
33) Believe in Santa?
Santa looks like a pedophile to me. I hate santa. But hot fellahs dressed up like santa...love...love...love. I got yer missus claus right here, baby!
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Yep. I box in my sleep too.
35) beach or pool
Beach.
36) Can you cross your eyes?
Yes.
37) What's your favorite song at the moment?
"Kitty" by The Presidents of the United States.
38) Window seat or aisle?
Aisle.
39) Ever met any famous bands/singers/actors?
Many, many.
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
Yes; several.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.
42) Talk show or game show?
C'mon. You know I watch Springer. It’s a train wreck. I can't NOT watch it. (Is it wrong that it makes me feel infinitely better about my life?)
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
Of Course.
44) How long does your shower last?
Depends on how asleep I am when taking it.
45) Do you know how to drive a stick shift vehicle?
Only if its got an automatic clutch and a tiptronic, steptronic, or SMG tranny. Oh yeah, baby!
46) Cake or ice cream?
Gelato or Italian ice.
48) What time do you get up?
I don't think I ever truly wake up.
49) Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yes. Often.
50) When was your first crush?
5th or 6th grade. We called him Joe the Fish, because he played a fish in the school play.
51) Where do you wish you were?
Anywhere but the office.
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes, unintentionally.
53) Ever been given a ring?
Yes.
54) Longest relationship?
3.5 years.
55) Last gift you received:
Some beautiful fiery lace-edged orange and red tulips. They even *smelled* good. Yay, tulips that smell!
56) Last sport you played?
Surfing.
57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
My Lawyer. My rent. My car. My Friends. Cigars. Martinis. (in that order).
58) Where do you live?
San Francisco
59) High school you attend(ed):
What, so you can stalk me? It was a small po-dunk town, I'll give you that much.
60) Last wedding attended:
Teaspoon's; I was in it and had to hold this weird fairy orb thing with flowers that climbed my arm like a vine. But she's divorced now...
61) Favorite fast food restaurant:
Naan N' Curry.
62) Where do you work:
An office.
63) Can you cook?
Yes.
64) Most hated food:
Octopus.
65) Can you sing?
Yes. Quite well, actually.
66) Last concert attended:
The Mumps
67) Favorite Nonalcoholic drink:
Vitamin Water
68) Favorite Alcoholic drink:
Wine or Martinis.
69) Current Crush?
That's a delicate question, isn't it. ;-)
1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Divorced. Both happily remarried.
2) Vegetarian?
Nah. I hate sprouts. Don't feed me sprouts!!!
3) Heaven?
The sun on my face.
4) Come close to dying?
Yep. Surfing Ocean Beach (more like drowning than surfing).
5) What jewelry do you wear every day?
An 18k gold diamond spike pendant.
6) Are you eating?
Not now. About to go for lunch at Maya - Libitina's treat. (love you Libitina!)
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yep. Had some last night with Lily_Dove and Thumbelina.
8) Makeup?
I'm a big fan of Mac Russian Red lipstick, and Chanel's Vamp.
9) Virgin?
If I was an actor, this is the one role I could never play.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Yup. If it was affordable, I'd take care of some reconstructive stuff that needs doing but insurance won't pay for because they say it's cosmetic. Stupid insurance. My teeth are crooked!
11) What do you wear to bed?
A slip or man pajamas.
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Tee hee.
13) Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
14) Pluck your eyebrows?
Nah. I get em' waxed at Kitty's.
15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
None. I hate knowing the time when I'm having fun.
16) Abortion?
Never had one, never needed one, would never want to have one, but I support the women's right to choose.
17) Hair color?
I haven't seen my natural hair color since I was 15. Right now it's blonde.
18) Future child's name?
You want me to think about that NOW?
19) Do you snore?
Only if I've been smoking cigars.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Hawaii first. Then Biarritz in France. Egypt...to dive in the Bay of Alexandria.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope. I sleep with live ones. They are like giant earmuffs, really.
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Pay off all my debt.
23) Gold or silver?
Platinum. But I can only afford gold or silver. Heh.
24) Hamburger or hot dog?
Both, depending on which coast I'm on. West coast: Hamburger. East coast: Hot dog.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Maryland Blue Crabs steamed in beer, apple cider vinegar, and Old Bay.
26) Beach, city, or country?
All three, within respectable distances from each other. A girl should always have options for proper escape.
27) Who was the last person you touched?
Lily_Dove
28) Where do you eat?
At the table in my livingroom, or at a restaurant, or on the grass during a picnic. Or on the sand at the beach (also during a picnic).
29) When's the last time you cried?
A few days ago, watching Casablanca. Love like that never dies.
30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
Unfortunately, and fortunately.
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I do whenever I dance the male part in Milonguero style tango. Fedora, black pin-striped suit, red bra, no blouse, and stiletto black and red snakeskin wingtips. You might have seen me do a poetry reading in this get-up, performing at a Pagan Pride Fundraiser.
32) Ever been involved with the police?
Yeah. That pesky DUI. Hey wait--involved...does that mean...?(heh).
33) Believe in Santa?
Santa looks like a pedophile to me. I hate santa. But hot fellahs dressed up like santa...love...love...love. I got yer missus claus right here, baby!
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Yep. I box in my sleep too.
35) beach or pool
Beach.
36) Can you cross your eyes?
Yes.
37) What's your favorite song at the moment?
"Kitty" by The Presidents of the United States.
38) Window seat or aisle?
Aisle.
39) Ever met any famous bands/singers/actors?
Many, many.
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
Yes; several.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.
42) Talk show or game show?
C'mon. You know I watch Springer. It’s a train wreck. I can't NOT watch it. (Is it wrong that it makes me feel infinitely better about my life?)
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
Of Course.
44) How long does your shower last?
Depends on how asleep I am when taking it.
45) Do you know how to drive a stick shift vehicle?
Only if its got an automatic clutch and a tiptronic, steptronic, or SMG tranny. Oh yeah, baby!
46) Cake or ice cream?
Gelato or Italian ice.
48) What time do you get up?
I don't think I ever truly wake up.
49) Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yes. Often.
50) When was your first crush?
5th or 6th grade. We called him Joe the Fish, because he played a fish in the school play.
51) Where do you wish you were?
Anywhere but the office.
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes, unintentionally.
53) Ever been given a ring?
Yes.
54) Longest relationship?
3.5 years.
55) Last gift you received:
Some beautiful fiery lace-edged orange and red tulips. They even *smelled* good. Yay, tulips that smell!
56) Last sport you played?
Surfing.
57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
My Lawyer. My rent. My car. My Friends. Cigars. Martinis. (in that order).
58) Where do you live?
San Francisco
59) High school you attend(ed):
What, so you can stalk me? It was a small po-dunk town, I'll give you that much.
60) Last wedding attended:
Teaspoon's; I was in it and had to hold this weird fairy orb thing with flowers that climbed my arm like a vine. But she's divorced now...
61) Favorite fast food restaurant:
Naan N' Curry.
62) Where do you work:
An office.
63) Can you cook?
Yes.
64) Most hated food:
Octopus.
65) Can you sing?
Yes. Quite well, actually.
66) Last concert attended:
The Mumps
67) Favorite Nonalcoholic drink:
Vitamin Water
68) Favorite Alcoholic drink:
Wine or Martinis.
69) Current Crush?
That's a delicate question, isn't it. ;-)