Battlestar Galactica: What It Is Not

Apr 01, 2008 08:29

I wrote a little script for a bizarro-world BSG. Because I love my crazy space family just the way it is.

Don't like it? Well, there's always 'The Woman King'... )

bsg, my crazy space family, crackfic

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bookwormsarah April 1 2008, 15:48:26 UTC
Too much hilarity to select but the Emo Suppression shots were particularly wonderful...

***ribs ache***

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dionusia April 1 2008, 18:16:11 UTC
Why thank you! I do believe that at the end of the world Emo Suppression shots would come in terribly handy... :)

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dianora2 April 1 2008, 15:50:49 UTC
I was referring to the two times I slept with your alcoholic mother, son.

I'm not sure why but that line made me laugh harder than any other. OMG.

And bagpipe music! It was just like watching the show!

I'd give you a hug but I'm taking Emo Suppression shots, so.

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dionusia April 1 2008, 18:17:32 UTC
I'd give you a hug but I'm taking Emo Suppression shots, so.

Understood.

I feel nothing either. And I'm so not hurt by the way you withhold your hugs from me.

*sob*

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dionusia April 1 2008, 18:18:03 UTC
I think we all need to go to sickbay. :D

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daybreak777 April 1 2008, 15:55:26 UTC
With great hotness comes great responsibility.
Hahaha! Well, she is awesome!

But this part made me laugh even louder:
A: You’re safe with me. I’m a eunuch.

L: And I have only a platonic kind of admiration for you.

K (ducks head): Me...me too.

HA! They need to make a side show, BSG: The Flip Side. Where the characters all say what they feel just like this, and it would air at 4:00am when you're feeling extra loopy. But only if you wrote it because this is hilarious!

Thanks!

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dionusia April 1 2008, 18:20:38 UTC
SG: The Flip Side. Where the characters all say what they feel just like this, and it would air at 4:00am when you're feeling extra loopy.

You want to do a Subtext Transcript of every episode together? That would be fun!

And you know Kara really does have the hots for Laura. Those legs. Those high heels!

She just tries (ineffectually) to hide it.

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bop_radar April 1 2008, 21:03:44 UTC
That WOULD be fun! *writes the Helo-Lee one already in her head*

Kara so does. *nods*

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dionusia April 2 2008, 03:00:15 UTC
Let's DO THIS.

Wheee!

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dionusia April 1 2008, 18:22:23 UTC
*revives you with hugs*

STAY WITH US. YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH US.

I'm so pleased you enjoyed it. :)

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dionusia April 1 2008, 20:32:07 UTC
UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF HUGS ALWAYS AVAILABLE.

And look, the DOC IS IN!

I just found these very diverting BSG comics, you might enjoy them!

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