What the Fuck?

[diogenesshadow]

The Advocate is increasingly starting to irritate me. I have yet to figure out precisely how they choose which stories to write about, but damn do I ever wish I was in on some of these board meetings. I wonder what triggers them to write certain articles - does merely the person the article is about have to be homo? Is being homosexual or

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[satou_sei]

I don't follow the Advocate, but I know exactly what you're saying. The LGBT community complains that they are constantly being marginalized, but it seems to me that half of the marginalization is on behalf of the ludicrous actions committed by the LGBT community. If they want to be a part of the larger culture, if they want to be represented better, they need to be realistic; they need to stop pouncing on every story about gay elephants discovered in Namibia.

[diogenesshadow]

ZOMG DEY R TEH GHEY PENGWENZZZZ!!1111!!!!! DEY LUV EACH ODAR!111!!!!

Yeah, I wish they'd actually put up newsworthy stories instead of using their "news" website to announce every fucking celebrity that comes out.

[satou_sei]

You have to think about their target audience, though.

My bet is that more than half their readers are gay men who jump at every opportunity to celebrate the outing of some hot guy celebrity so as to dupe themselves into thinking they have a chance.

[diogenesshadow]

I'm waiting for Orlando Bloom to come out.

But that's for my own sadistic reasons.

[satou_sei]

You can be so boytarded that sometimes I forget...

That you're really a girltard at heart.

[diogenesshadow]

Oh please, like your ass wouldn't find that hilarious?

I call your bluff, Ray!

[satou_sei]

You know what, it would be funny, but I'd laugh at it in an assholish way.

You'd just stick another needle in your voodoo doll.

[diogenesshadow]

You better watch out or Little Ella will be taking all the pricks on your behalf...

OMG I MADE AN UNINTENTIONAL PUN!1!11!!

[satou_sei]

Don't bring the children into this!

You're a bad mommy.

[diogenesshadow]

Little Ray is still traumatized by the drawer. She shudders whenever I open anything.

You're a bad daddy.

[satou_sei]

That's because Little Ray is a Little Gay and everything makes her shudder, anyway.

Your favorite child is a moron, and you just reinforce her behavior.

[diogenesshadow]

At least I didn't give her an Electra Complex like the one you gave Little Vylit.

Your favorite child is creepy, and you just reinforce her behavior.

[satou_sei]

I didn't give Little Vylit an Electra Complex, it was an innate inclination.

Haven't you ever read anything by Freud? Dumbass.

[diogenesshadow]

But... the very mention of that name causes me to go into bouts of hysteria after being forced to read his material?

WHY MUST YOU TRAUMATIZE ME, TEH RAY?

WHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII??????????????

[satou_sei]

BCUZ.......

....dramatic krn drma pauz.........

UR A WIMMIN

[diogenesshadow]

ZOMG

...pauzzzz.... 4 teh drama....

I SLAPS U 4 BING EBIL!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11