Crotchinal

Dec 08, 2005 00:14

ok postman, ill update.

i never really updated. updating is for poor people.

today i pirated copies of magnolia, donnie darko, and fight club. my, how film noir/9th grader of me.

im addicted to Dynasty Warriors 4.

LONG STORY: It's a video game of the romanticized Three Kingdoms era in post Han(I) China. Wei, Wu, and Shu compete to rule the empire as the imperial gov't collapses. u fight in 5 campaigns from the point of view of numerous generals like Lu Bu, Cao Cao, and Xihoun Dong.

SHORT STORY: you run around a kill rediculous amounts of similar looking asian people with swords and spears.
basically its great for getting out all the aggravation and rage ever caused by a math course or a shitty driver.

jk, lolz, everyone is equal.

cept for lee

who goes to GW, which is kinda homogay.

gemmell's livejournal is her whining and talking about how bad school is. fuckin ay, y is everyone else having a great time but you? mayb ur drinking too much. mayb ur not drinking enough. mayb i cant help but make fun of u. hugs n kisss!!! mwa

i miss farrell

ive started listening to country. johnny cash is my adopted uncle (as of yesterday b/c i listened to fulsom prison blues like 10 times over with the occasional rendition of Hurt or A Boy Named Sue), and willie nelson aint bad either. chesney, big n rich, its all growing on me. and i say y'all now, and have developed a taste for gentlemans jack. for those jaded fools who only drink Takaa or Kentuckys Finest, gentlemans jack is an ultra refined (but same proofed) version of jack daniels, cut and distilled in such a way that it produces a more mellow buzz:

Gentlemans Jack: sip, discuss politics, fall asleep
Douchebags/Regular Jack: guzzle, get angry at unnecessary things, punch solid objects, pick fights w/ southerners for being different, black out

theres also an ultra refined green bottled jack only legally allowed in tennessee. if anyone wants to get some jsut tell me: ill pick u up a bottle

i hope lawrence goes over well, and i dont think ill make lb. mayb for the end of friday night, def. not for opening ceremonies.

everybody download "Party all the Time" by Eddie Murphy. itll rock ur world

theyre all giggling at me
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