If abortion is legal, why isn't killing stupid people?
I spent the weekend at Marlissa's apartment. We went to Houlihan's at Pittsburgh Mills for St. Patrick's Day, and walked around that gigantic mall. The place seems as big as Blairsville. We had fun just hanging out on Saturday. Then the idiocy began. Around 3 am Marlissa woke me up moving around the apartment looking at the cieling. There was a sound of running water in the ceiling, and it was eerily loud. Soon after this, her cieling started dripping water, then the ceiling fan turned into a mini waterfall. The morons who lived upstairs were too drunk to answer repeted knocking and a couple good bashes on their door. One of them arrived home a few minutes later, and we told him to check his apartment for water. There were two inches of water in their apartment, and the one that was home hadn't noticed. Their toilet was leaking from the source pipe, and the entire bathroom, half the living room, and a part of their kitchen were flooded. Marlissa called her landlord, and we got the water shut off to their apartment. Meanwhile the drunk off his rocker genius that was still conscious stands in the middle of the puddle that is his carpet and text messages people on his cell phone. We tried to soak up some of the water with some of Marlissa's towels, but there was too much water. After we shut off the source water, the ceiling in Marlissa's apartment slowly decreased its volume of flow to a light drip. Fortunately nothing was damaged except that the carpet was kind of wet. We got buckets under the worst drips. We talked to the plumber on the phone, and he was too drunk to come check it out. He finally came at 4 PM and fixed the problem, which was caused in part by stress on the neighbor's toilet from them using paper towels as tp. Friggin geniuses. Those guys need to have some sense beat into them with a Louisville Slugger, with a metal spikes modification.