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[dinosaurigloo]

there was a man
there is always a man
but in this story, there will be just one man
he went into a cave
after
he had slaughtered the bear
that had children
waiting
in her bear uterus
he didn't care
he took
the skin
and wrapped himself
and went into the earth vagina
to wait
while there
he
tied rubber bands together
thousands
thousands
thousands
and then
when
it was strong
so strong
and the snow was so impacted
that it covered
the vagina hole
of the cave
he fashioned a slingshot
of the rubber band chain
and flung himself out of the cave
through the snow
and he was like jesus
until he landed.