Ellie Sattler-Degler, Jurassic Park
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Mmm. Nothing beats a simple meal of brie and a fresh, warm loaf of french bread. Really, I like anything that's not Kraft singles. I make enough grilled cheese sandwiches for the kids.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I think my son would never forgive me if I killed Barney, so I choose Carrottop. Not that I haven't thought about killing the giant purple monstrosity.
3. What time is it where you are?
3:45.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Nymphadora Tonks. She seems to be the most attractive one.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Nightshade. It's deadly, too, which should fit the theme you seem to be after.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
If I remember my mythology, Romulus and Remus were twin brothers who were raised by a she-wolf. Romulus killed Remus, and went on to build Rome. It sounds like Romulus came out the better of the two, doesn't it? I don't know this Fred and George, but if I was to make any kind of connection between them and Romuls and Remus, I would say that George was Romulus and Fred was Remus, due to the respective length of their names. Therefore, I think Harry should marry Fred, because I like to root for the underdog.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Are you working on a book? I wrote one a few years ago, and keeping my desk straight was just impossible. If you don't have a secretary, I think you should "accidentally" spill coffee on it, call the whole mess a loss, throw it away, and start over.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm the mother of two kids, so I'd better be good at something. Besides raising a family, I'm a paleobotanist. That doesn't sound really exciting, and to most people it's not, but I love plants and finding out how they've evolved through Earth's history. So, I know a thing or two about botany and geology, and I'm a damn good gardener, too. Plus, an island full of prehistoric plants would have been a whole lot less deadly.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
If you want help with your garden, or even just a good window box, I could do that for you. I've also got some fossilized plants with me. Even if you aren't interested in their scientific value, they're prettier than you might think. See?
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______ES______
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____ES______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____ES______.
One day, marmalade women will rule the world. ____ES_________"
((This application has been approved by the JP muns.))
Mmm. Nothing beats a simple meal of brie and a fresh, warm loaf of french bread. Really, I like anything that's not Kraft singles. I make enough grilled cheese sandwiches for the kids.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I think my son would never forgive me if I killed Barney, so I choose Carrottop. Not that I haven't thought about killing the giant purple monstrosity.
3. What time is it where you are?
3:45.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Nymphadora Tonks. She seems to be the most attractive one.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Nightshade. It's deadly, too, which should fit the theme you seem to be after.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
If I remember my mythology, Romulus and Remus were twin brothers who were raised by a she-wolf. Romulus killed Remus, and went on to build Rome. It sounds like Romulus came out the better of the two, doesn't it? I don't know this Fred and George, but if I was to make any kind of connection between them and Romuls and Remus, I would say that George was Romulus and Fred was Remus, due to the respective length of their names. Therefore, I think Harry should marry Fred, because I like to root for the underdog.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Are you working on a book? I wrote one a few years ago, and keeping my desk straight was just impossible. If you don't have a secretary, I think you should "accidentally" spill coffee on it, call the whole mess a loss, throw it away, and start over.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm the mother of two kids, so I'd better be good at something. Besides raising a family, I'm a paleobotanist. That doesn't sound really exciting, and to most people it's not, but I love plants and finding out how they've evolved through Earth's history. So, I know a thing or two about botany and geology, and I'm a damn good gardener, too. Plus, an island full of prehistoric plants would have been a whole lot less deadly.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
If you want help with your garden, or even just a good window box, I could do that for you. I've also got some fossilized plants with me. Even if you aren't interested in their scientific value, they're prettier than you might think. See?
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______ES______
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____ES______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____ES______.
One day, marmalade women will rule the world. ____ES_________"
((This application has been approved by the JP muns.))