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Dec 10, 2004 00:13

im so bloody bored, was watching Ghost World then realised my eyes were gona fall out of my head! so thought id dance 2 lionel ritchie BUT no no no, my mother dearest doesnt want me 2 play sexy songs 2 late, BAH HUMBUG!
GUSSET!
2day has been a weird day, of common room grease making a mark on my skin & nasty midgit rude girls, being fuckin shitSHITSHITSHIT yeah shit! oh well, we'll hav 2 c if ive dug myself a stupid deep pooey hole!
OH wana hear sumink FAB i went 2 tescos 2 day, *THUMBS UP* i am pure rock & roll & me & my mother dearest talked about LURVE! wayhey! she really is delusional, but tis funny 2 watch!
xmas is cumin, tho dont really giv a shit, im 2 lazy 2 care & 2 lazy 2 go out get gifts BUT the fact that i am so bloody poor makes me angry, i reckon that sum1 millionaire should lend me a million squid, so i can have fun & pay gwen stefani 2 dance 4 me! & then i can have Henry My House Hippo! awwwwwww squidgy turd.......
have 2 go 2 rowleys army pass off thing 2mo, quite weird, dnt really care tho, 2day spoke 2 him & realised how much i hate him sumtimes, made me wana stick pins in his foreskin! YUCKY! men like him make me so sad, by saying "i work al day & all u do is go pikey college bla bla" YEAH RITE turd breathe! all i hav 2 do is go 2mo congratulate him & run run run run run RUN!
I tried 2 tidy my habitat but tis so smelly tht i physically didnt wana do it! im turning in2 a chav i swear 4 i cant be asked 2 do anything, soo i will evolve & wear BUFF white trousers with poo stains & BUFF baseball caps with my hood up! i will wear BLING BLING & b so BUFF that i will pop a cap in ya ass if u say i aint! wow!
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be good!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, i want 2 dance 4 cassie! NAKED!
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