climb my pelvis (i can see right up your nostrils)
i remember when i was in costa rica and i heard about the time when Fabio got his nose broken by a canadian goose that flew into him while he was on a roller coaster. i don't think i've ever been happier. i mean, you just can't even make that shit up. well in honor of Fabio, i give you this:
http://www.jibjab.com/Oddities/OddityRedir.aspx?full=1&odzdid=25
the submissions are hilarious as well.
and in the words of terrifically bad euro-trash techno:
"baby just give me a chance, let's go out and dance. we can get into the groove, i can watch you move. later, you can sing to me like a shinning star but i'd rather do you on the backseat of my car."
i've never had sex in a car. this thought plagues me.
http://www.jibjab.com/Oddities/OddityRedir.aspx?full=1&odzdid=25
the submissions are hilarious as well.
and in the words of terrifically bad euro-trash techno:
"baby just give me a chance, let's go out and dance. we can get into the groove, i can watch you move. later, you can sing to me like a shinning star but i'd rather do you on the backseat of my car."
i've never had sex in a car. this thought plagues me.