Oh Urban Dictionary... you crack me up
Go to www. urbandictionary. com
Type in your and your friends names
Pick one definition, first page only.
See what your friends names really mean.
*Angela*
A desired human being who often pwns noobs at various video games including Dance Dance Revolution. Angela's also generally posses a large rear end. This rear end can be referred to as Laquisha.
Angela and her Laquisha pwnd at DDR last night. It was intense.
***You know you like my Laquisha lol
*Lisa*
a very sexual fish, especially one who loves honey.
Damn,that Lisa is oddly slimey. I wonder why? I think she was Joannaing off in the heavily murky water.
*Nick*
A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear.
Kyle: Did you hear Nick and his Girlfriend last night?
Jason: Yeah! They kept banging on my wall for hours!!
*David*
One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."
*John*
JOHN is the #2 most common male name.
3.271% of men in the US are named JOHN.
Around 4006975 US men are named JOHN!
JOHN is the #819 most common female name.
0.012% of females in the US are named JOHN.
Around 15300 US females are named JOHN!
JOHN is the #1172 most common last name.
0.01% of last names in the US are JOHN.
Around 25000 US last names are JOHN!
John had a crush on me but I didn't like him back.
***Why are there so many women named John? lol
Hope you enjoyed!
Type in your and your friends names
Pick one definition, first page only.
See what your friends names really mean.
*Angela*
A desired human being who often pwns noobs at various video games including Dance Dance Revolution. Angela's also generally posses a large rear end. This rear end can be referred to as Laquisha.
Angela and her Laquisha pwnd at DDR last night. It was intense.
***You know you like my Laquisha lol
*Lisa*
a very sexual fish, especially one who loves honey.
Damn,that Lisa is oddly slimey. I wonder why? I think she was Joannaing off in the heavily murky water.
*Nick*
A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear.
Kyle: Did you hear Nick and his Girlfriend last night?
Jason: Yeah! They kept banging on my wall for hours!!
*David*
One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."
*John*
JOHN is the #2 most common male name.
3.271% of men in the US are named JOHN.
Around 4006975 US men are named JOHN!
JOHN is the #819 most common female name.
0.012% of females in the US are named JOHN.
Around 15300 US females are named JOHN!
JOHN is the #1172 most common last name.
0.01% of last names in the US are JOHN.
Around 25000 US last names are JOHN!
John had a crush on me but I didn't like him back.
***Why are there so many women named John? lol
Hope you enjoyed!