new neighbors

Feb 12, 2009 13:32

I can't tell you how joyed I am that across the hall we are getting a sales team from a Securities company. Twenty Five slicked hair, pleated pants (khaki casual friday) fratboys.

Let it be known that if encountered in the bathroom one of them:
A) trys their Boiler Room sales pitch on me
or
B) assumes that I'm their new cool pal who they might be able to score weed for them

I will pee on their shoes, as a marking and a warning to the rest of them.
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