OMG!! 5 WARNINGS IN 3 DAYS!!
well i just got home and i was driving with robby finishing up my last smoke before i quit again and we were blasting AFI as loud as possible... i swear you could hear it a block away, and robby was headbanging and i was just like thrashing around everywhere hitting my head on the horn and going crazy and i noticed a car tailgating me and ii figure it was some jackass when all of a sudden after turning i see the lights.... IT WAS A COP! so i pull over put out my cigarette and im in my moms car and im looking everywhere for the registration but couldnt find it then the cop comes up and asks "DO YOU KNOW WHAT A STOP SIGN MEANS?" and i say "I think it means to stop" then he told me i ran 2 stop signs and i said i was listening to music not paying attention and the guy says yeah i could tell... prolly cause it was soo loud and me thrashing around... then i hand him my liscense and insurance and robby gives him his licsense, im sitting there thinking how the hell can i get pulled over again... cause saturday night after work i was blasting the used and screaming and headbanging again and i was going 20 over in town and i guess the cop told me he followed me 1 1/2 miles before i saw the lights and pulled over so i got a warning for speeding and a warning for failing to yield to a police officer and i handed him the wrong insurance so i got a warning for that too... but anyways back to tonight... the cop comes back and im still looking for the registration and he says dont worry about it ill just give you a warning for it... so thats a warning for speeding, failing to yield to an officer, no proof of insurance, no registration, and running two stop signs... hahaha i swear i got soo much luck with cops... next i should try to get a warning for manslaughter lol, well after that i dropped robby off and headed home and when i pulled onto the street by the catholic church i ran another stop sign and look right and i see another cop! prolly the same fucking one!!!... so i speed up and run my stop sign and pull in my driveway and run inside fast lol... well thats my adventures with the cops lately now on to the other stuff... well saturday i was kinda mellow after that concert so i didnt really do anything but play guitar for like 8 hours writing songs, then i worked all night and came home and chatted with meghan til like 4 then i was gonna go to bed but underworld was on HBO so i watched that and went to bed at 5:30 then i woke at 8:30 and went to church, then i hung out with tim and robby all afternoon and was hyper as a friken crackhead because of sleep deprivation i think, then we watched labyrinth at my place then went back to tims then i went to work and got totally jewed! they said it was gonna be an easy night so i was like cool then the bussers come back and drop off fucking like 10 trays FULL of shit stacked on top of eachother and i started getting pissed how the bussers dont know how to fucking stack shit so i doing the dishes at average speed and i can feel myself becoming more irate by the minute then fucking tracy drops some glasses and i gotta clean em up and i get way pissed but not the pissed where i work hard but right when i finish silverware robyn fucking pushed a tray FOR NO FUCKING REASON at all and it hits a ptcher of pop and it spills all over the silverware i just cleaned and that was my breaking point... i tell eric to move the fuck outta my way and i started working harder and faster than i ever releasing my aggressions on the pots and dishes and eric and everyone was like keep away from jared hes way pissed and i was filling trays with like 5 times the amount of shit its supposed to hold in a quarter of the time... all the while i was muttering under my breath I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE ALL OF YOU CAN DIE, PIECE OF SHIT ENGLISH INN, ILL FUCKING STAB YOU ALL AND THEN YOU WONT EVER DROP ANOTHER FUCKING DISH...etc, Eric was like whoah dude you need to get pissed off more often, ive never seen anyone work faster or harder before so then i mutter well your a fucking retard with a 2 yr old iq and ill fucking stick a spear up your ass... lol i swear ive never been more pissed in my life! well i got outta there like 2 1/2 hours earlier than i should have cause of that so then i left and picked up robby and we went and snuck into the one in the chamber concert... it was their last one, well that was fun and i put out some of my aggression moshing, then i got home at 12 and stayed up til like 2 then went to sleep, i woke at 6 this morning and went to school and all that lack of sleep caught up to me in 1st hour and i was kinda in a trance then 3rd hour and i fell asleep hard, like out cold asleep, right at the beginning and didnt wake up until after the bell rung and both my arms and legs all were completely asleep... i was walking to my locker like a zombie from resident evil, we had a senior meeting 6th hour while the underclassmen had to do meap shit and they all got pie but us seniors the ones who have been here the longest didnt... but afterwards i went into a class and stole 2 pieces then chelsey came over and we hung out mostly arguing about how shes obsessive compulsive and im lazy and i need to quit smoking, then we went and picked up mike v-dez and dropped chelsey off at chins so she could burn some cds, then i dropped v-dez off and came home and chelsey originally said she was gonna come back over in a half hour then i called her after an hour and she said she was gonna come over at 7ish so i was kinda ticked about that and decided to go to mikes then i came back at 7 and chelsey came over, she said that she tryed to call me cause she was gonna come over earlier but i was gone cause i didnt want to wait around doing nothing for 2 hours, then we went to mcdonalds and i got a large shamrock shake and drank half of it and she finished the rest and we headed to young life, we went in and then i remembered i forgot robby so me chelsey and meghan went and picked up robby and then came back, we missed half of yl and i realized i forgot to pick up brian too but it was cool then afterwards we went to mcdonalds and she made me turn around so she could run out and pick up a cup i threw out the window cause its "bad for the environment" so we make it to mcdonalds like a half hour later and i get another large shamrock shake and chelsey got a burger that was nasty so she didnt eat it so i stopped at BK and got her a chicken tenders sandwich and was blasting eric clapton in the drivethru, then we drove to her house and she convinced me to let me drive my moms car down her road to her house... i was freaking out the whole way... i felt like my mom did when i started driving, then we switched back and i threw the cup from earlier in her woods and dropped her off... i had fun hanging out with chelsey tonight even though half the time were arguing about stuff and making fun of eachother, then me and robby came back to town and the whole getting pulled over thing happened... now i believe thats everything thats happened lately... w00t i get to sleep in tomorrow for meaps yay! WOW that was a long post.