Um...
"i wanted to read a bunch of entries about your horses and how in love with me you were"
I think I am in love. I saw Phil eat his own boxer shorts on Saturday and then jump off the roof of a dog house. I have never seen such an elegant dive. I go to Kroger just to watch Phil clean counters. 8-)
I hate cleaning horses stalls. It smells. I get stuck in mud. I get poo under my fingernails. Then I start cursing. :'(
So... that was for Phil. I don't know what to say to Gordon except: Piss on the canon!
Hm... but yeah. Now I feel dumb... because I think I deleted everything because it's weird having so much of your life on the internet. Embarrassing! But now I'm going to do it again! I couldn't tell you my most embarrassing moment because I don't know what it is, but I could share some of my most embarrassing moments. You know those features in teen magazines with the embarrassing moments? People getting caught with their pants down... which has happened to me a couple times. I've also walked in on ex boyfriends jerking off. But that's not that embarrassing! The stuff that gets you is less interesting to hear, like how poorly I did on that enzymology test last week. I'm too ashamed to show my face at lecture (there's only 5 people in the class), because I'm an idiot who didn't even study. Or those slicing words you didn't even mean to say. Or having to be picked up at the train station because you didn't realize it was the last train out and you just wanted to give a CD to a guy you met, but the person picking you up thinks you were up to no good and are absolutely insane.
My hands stink so bad. The smell of that preservative they use on fetal pigs doesn't come off for a long while.
I think I am in love. I saw Phil eat his own boxer shorts on Saturday and then jump off the roof of a dog house. I have never seen such an elegant dive. I go to Kroger just to watch Phil clean counters. 8-)
I hate cleaning horses stalls. It smells. I get stuck in mud. I get poo under my fingernails. Then I start cursing. :'(
So... that was for Phil. I don't know what to say to Gordon except: Piss on the canon!
Hm... but yeah. Now I feel dumb... because I think I deleted everything because it's weird having so much of your life on the internet. Embarrassing! But now I'm going to do it again! I couldn't tell you my most embarrassing moment because I don't know what it is, but I could share some of my most embarrassing moments. You know those features in teen magazines with the embarrassing moments? People getting caught with their pants down... which has happened to me a couple times. I've also walked in on ex boyfriends jerking off. But that's not that embarrassing! The stuff that gets you is less interesting to hear, like how poorly I did on that enzymology test last week. I'm too ashamed to show my face at lecture (there's only 5 people in the class), because I'm an idiot who didn't even study. Or those slicing words you didn't even mean to say. Or having to be picked up at the train station because you didn't realize it was the last train out and you just wanted to give a CD to a guy you met, but the person picking you up thinks you were up to no good and are absolutely insane.
My hands stink so bad. The smell of that preservative they use on fetal pigs doesn't come off for a long while.