"Weeeeee aaaarrreeee the chaaaammmpiooonns, my frieeennnddss..." -- Queen

[dinah_moe_humm]

Four words.

Paul.
Hamm.
Carly.
Patterson.

and...

Nashville tomorrow!

Confusion to Robespierre.

Clifford: "What? Huh? Potato Chips."
Me: "Potato Chips?"
Clifford: (pause) "It's an inside joke."
Me: "Started by who?"
Clifford: "Me."
Me: (pause) "Shared with who?"
Clifford: "...me."

(said, for no apparent reason, by a tispy boyfriend after me winning a debate)