Kudos to Sam for making my life easier.
Dear {LJ / GJ / DJ / whoever},
I'm doing this meme because {it's been too long since I updated / I just think this is a cool meme}. I'm cool because I {do / do not} know where the term "meme" originated and what it means outside of journals.
I've been {so busy / so NOT busy} {eating / drinking / sleeping / shagging / wanking / whatever}. This week I watched almost all the movies of {Hugh Jackman / Halle Berry / Liam Neeson / Jaime Pressly / Orlando Bloom / that cat who was in The Matrix, Samuel L. Jackson, yeah, him}. They {rocked / really rocked / kicked ass / made me want to wank some more}.
Does anyone want to make {some new icons / a new layout / a new website} for me? Something that shows my {ass / tits / boyparts / girl parts / favorite cartoon / favourite cartoon; I'm a Brit, you wanker!}
This week I'll be in {LA / Oz / my parents' basement / Boston / UK, you wanker!}. Who wants to join me and {party / grill some shrimp on the barbie, mate / wank / crash the Democratic National Convention / have a pint or twelve}?
Next week I'll be working on a new {project / lover / botox treatment / fad diet / wanking technique}. I'll be sure to let you know {all / none of} the {gruesome / glorious / gnarli / edible} details.
{Love / Luv / <3 / Love & other indoor sports, like wanking / I hate you all / send cash},
{Me / All of us who live in my head / Me and my magic nose goblins}
Edit: This man should be added in the above where it refers to watching movies, and instead of rocked, I'd change it to the last choice. I really need to go back to Canada soon.
I'm doing this meme because {it's been too long since I updated / I just think this is a cool meme}. I'm cool because I {do / do not} know where the term "meme" originated and what it means outside of journals.
I've been {so busy / so NOT busy} {eating / drinking / sleeping / shagging / wanking / whatever}. This week I watched almost all the movies of {Hugh Jackman / Halle Berry / Liam Neeson / Jaime Pressly / Orlando Bloom / that cat who was in The Matrix, Samuel L. Jackson, yeah, him}. They {rocked / really rocked / kicked ass / made me want to wank some more}.
Does anyone want to make {some new icons / a new layout / a new website} for me? Something that shows my {ass / tits / boyparts / girl parts / favorite cartoon / favourite cartoon; I'm a Brit, you wanker!}
This week I'll be in {LA / Oz / my parents' basement / Boston / UK, you wanker!}. Who wants to join me and {party / grill some shrimp on the barbie, mate / wank / crash the Democratic National Convention / have a pint or twelve}?
Next week I'll be working on a new {project / lover / botox treatment / fad diet / wanking technique}. I'll be sure to let you know {all / none of} the {gruesome / glorious / gnarli / edible} details.
{Love / Luv / <3 / Love & other indoor sports, like wanking / I hate you all / send cash},
{Me / All of us who live in my head / Me and my magic nose goblins}
Edit: This man should be added in the above where it refers to watching movies, and instead of rocked, I'd change it to the last choice. I really need to go back to Canada soon.