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1) My uncle once: beat me in chess in like four moves.
2) Never in my life: do I want to kill a person.
3) When I was five: I was never unhappy.
4) High School was: not much fun and it still isn't.
5) I will never forget: certain people.
6) I once met: an enormous dog.
7) There's this person I know who: likes to hang-glide.
8) Once, at a bar: this guy asked why most of us were wearing black shirts. (he was at the bar, we were outside)
9) By noon I'm usually: awake but maybe still in bed.
10) Last night: I went to an Astros game with my family.
11) If I only had: a time machine to take me to this date next year.
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll carve naughty words or images into the pews, then I'll confess.
13) Terri Schiavo: was nice PR for Republicans aiming to warm themselves further to "values" voters. I get a second one for this, Terri Schiavo: incident was not nearly as outrageous as Sun Hudson (key difference being Sun Hudson was black and was taken off of support due to a George Bush law)
14) I like: orange pekoe tea.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a bookshelf.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a jazz festival poster, a couch, a bookshelf.
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you I am.
18) In grade school: I ate some ants.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the lead character's friend that gets stabbed accidentally.
20) By this time next year: I'll be moving into a dorm, hopefully.
21) A better name for me would be: Thomas? James?
22) I have a hard time understanding: inconsiderate people.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: ...just kidding, I'm in school still.
24) You know I like you if: I don't avoid you... or if I do avoid you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: whoever helped me win the award.
26) I hope that: this school year is quick and painless.
27) Take my advice: and try black orange pekoe tea, I'm drinkin' some now and it's a solid daily choice for tea.
28) My ideal breakfast is: pancakes.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: a song I'd like to get.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you not stay for long, you might get bored.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: are all nice from time to time.
32) Why won't anyone: rewild?
33) If you spend the night at my house: you can join the late night chess club. (I know that's the second time I've mentioned chess but it's really not a big part of my life at all)
34) I'd stop my wedding for: my true love!
35) The world could do without: a lot.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a cockroach forever.
37) My favorite blonde is: ...
38) Paper clips are more useful than: chip clips.
40) And by the way: my stomach just grumbled.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: played the generic blues baseline for what I imagine was a really long time.
42) My grandmother always: drinks Manhattans.
2) Never in my life: do I want to kill a person.
3) When I was five: I was never unhappy.
4) High School was: not much fun and it still isn't.
5) I will never forget: certain people.
6) I once met: an enormous dog.
7) There's this person I know who: likes to hang-glide.
8) Once, at a bar: this guy asked why most of us were wearing black shirts. (he was at the bar, we were outside)
9) By noon I'm usually: awake but maybe still in bed.
10) Last night: I went to an Astros game with my family.
11) If I only had: a time machine to take me to this date next year.
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll carve naughty words or images into the pews, then I'll confess.
13) Terri Schiavo: was nice PR for Republicans aiming to warm themselves further to "values" voters. I get a second one for this, Terri Schiavo: incident was not nearly as outrageous as Sun Hudson (key difference being Sun Hudson was black and was taken off of support due to a George Bush law)
14) I like: orange pekoe tea.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a bookshelf.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a jazz festival poster, a couch, a bookshelf.
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you I am.
18) In grade school: I ate some ants.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the lead character's friend that gets stabbed accidentally.
20) By this time next year: I'll be moving into a dorm, hopefully.
21) A better name for me would be: Thomas? James?
22) I have a hard time understanding: inconsiderate people.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: ...just kidding, I'm in school still.
24) You know I like you if: I don't avoid you... or if I do avoid you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: whoever helped me win the award.
26) I hope that: this school year is quick and painless.
27) Take my advice: and try black orange pekoe tea, I'm drinkin' some now and it's a solid daily choice for tea.
28) My ideal breakfast is: pancakes.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: a song I'd like to get.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you not stay for long, you might get bored.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: are all nice from time to time.
32) Why won't anyone: rewild?
33) If you spend the night at my house: you can join the late night chess club. (I know that's the second time I've mentioned chess but it's really not a big part of my life at all)
34) I'd stop my wedding for: my true love!
35) The world could do without: a lot.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a cockroach forever.
37) My favorite blonde is: ...
38) Paper clips are more useful than: chip clips.
40) And by the way: my stomach just grumbled.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: played the generic blues baseline for what I imagine was a really long time.
42) My grandmother always: drinks Manhattans.