Curdling the blood of children worldwide! > : )
A funny thing happened to me in the supermarket today. This little blonde kid of about 3-4 years who was running amuck around the store stopped and made it a point to tell me that I was:
a.) 'ugly' and b.) 'hated'...
Then he proceeded to stick a feeble uncoordinated tongue out at me. His mother seemed oblivious- so much so that she had me and an elderly gentleman blocked into a corner while the kids ran in circles around our legs. It's funny that the woman looked up several times and didn't seem to notice and/or was intentionally ignoring the fact that she had her cart and kids blocking the way. Anyway, I promptly returned the tongue poke complete with a full maxillo-facial contortion, and flicked the little bastard off. It's funny because the kid was only voicing the very thoughts that were in the back of my mind (that he was inbred little troll and his eyes were crooked). I'm just amused that the mere sight of my face insights such recoil and derision in a youngster. Yes! Heed psychic warnings and stay away! >_>
a.) 'ugly' and b.) 'hated'...
Then he proceeded to stick a feeble uncoordinated tongue out at me. His mother seemed oblivious- so much so that she had me and an elderly gentleman blocked into a corner while the kids ran in circles around our legs. It's funny that the woman looked up several times and didn't seem to notice and/or was intentionally ignoring the fact that she had her cart and kids blocking the way. Anyway, I promptly returned the tongue poke complete with a full maxillo-facial contortion, and flicked the little bastard off. It's funny because the kid was only voicing the very thoughts that were in the back of my mind (that he was inbred little troll and his eyes were crooked). I'm just amused that the mere sight of my face insights such recoil and derision in a youngster. Yes! Heed psychic warnings and stay away! >_>