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1) My uncle: Was my best friend and then he died...
2) Never in my life: have I been more confused.
3) When I was five: I think I was happy.
4) High school was: Horrible and I'm more than glad it's FINALLY over.
5) I will never forget: The night that Willow was born.
6) I once met: Dave Matthews AND the Hip!!
7) There’s this girl I know who: has a micro-vagina
8) Once, at a bar: I was so drunk I got cut off...and it was my BIRTHDAY!!!
9) By noon I’m usually: Angry that I'm not warm and naked in my bed.
10) Last night: I started writing again for the first time in a LONG time.
11) If I only had: a brain... LITERALLY.
12) Next time I go to church, I: will be attending a wedding or a funeral.
13) Music is: the life force of the universe.
14) What worries me most: not being motivated enough to finish this school year.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: my friend Matt.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my friend Gretchen.
17) You know I’m lying when I say: Your Mom.
18) What I miss most about childhood: Nothing. I'm glad it's over.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Peaceblossom or Mustard Seed...or Queen Titania from Midsummer Night's Dream
20) By this time next year: I'll still feel trapped in this Ottawa hell.
21) This time last year: I was miserable but looking forward to going back to school.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Theory.
23) When I go back to school I’ll: think I'm happy until I fall of the motivation wagon
24) You know I like you if: I act like a smartass to you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: My grandmother and grandfather.
26) Quine, Kierkegaard, Bentham, Rawls, Bradbury: Poulin
27) Take my advice, never: sell out on your friends.
28) My ideal breakfast is: an everything bagel with half an avacado with honey dijon mustard sauce
29) A song I love, but do not have is: Wayne by Chantal Kreviazuk
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Pissing on it, because it's boring and it fucking sucks.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Your Mom?
32) Why won’t anyone: give me lots of money?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: fall in the garbage.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: not fucking much.
35) The world could do without: Your Mom.
36) My favourite blonde is: Een. He's pretty cute.
37) Paper clips are more useful than: a broken car.
38) If I do anything well, it’s: bullshitting.
39) One decision that consistently haunts me is: not moving to Montreal after High School.
40) And by the way: Your Mom.