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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I helped lokiian across the street (6 points). In June I pulled badmarc's hair (-5 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In March I punched maliciouslykind in the arm (-10 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (13 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
Dimplesandydown
Man...i'm disappointed. I wanted to be more bad.