Thank you's
Zach "a.p" Dishman- for being my night time buddy. my best guy friend. understanding me at my bitchiest and sticking around. for being you.
Scott "b.d" Neiswoger- for being the complete opposite of what i want. giving me the best advice ever. being my big brother and soulmate all at once. and for giving me hope that i will find happiness.
George "p.p." Carroll - for looking like peter pan. taking care of me when i'm drunk. sticking around when i'm hopeless. for having hope.
Ashley "asley" Oke - my bff. thanks for being loaded and never letting it show. the coolest chick i've ever known. for getting high as quickly as i do. and being so damn easy to talk to.
Mom and Dad- for giving me practice in counceling. being terrific rolemodels. for raising at least one good child. for moving me every year of my life.
Bruce Willis - for giving me an orgasm every time i look at you.
Lil Wayne - for making such beautiful music.
Rancid - for being amazing. for having lars.
Marijuana - for giving my nights a purpose. helping me sleep. and also, helping me say the most brilliant things.
Pet Mania - for making me a pet maniac.
Jill - for sending us our two songs. they get us through any night.
Matt Burns - for being so important to me. helping me see what i need. and for making me the person i am today. because, after all, i kill babies and friendships.
Billy Burns - being my ex boyfriends hotter older brother.
Abortion - for being the way to go.
Marlboro Menthol Lights - for being so smokeable.
and a big thank you to vodka, for making this pointless entry possible.
if it weren't for you, i'd be too upset to type at all.
all of these have made my night and my recent days extraordinary. i wouldn't be the same without you.
Scott "b.d" Neiswoger- for being the complete opposite of what i want. giving me the best advice ever. being my big brother and soulmate all at once. and for giving me hope that i will find happiness.
George "p.p." Carroll - for looking like peter pan. taking care of me when i'm drunk. sticking around when i'm hopeless. for having hope.
Ashley "asley" Oke - my bff. thanks for being loaded and never letting it show. the coolest chick i've ever known. for getting high as quickly as i do. and being so damn easy to talk to.
Mom and Dad- for giving me practice in counceling. being terrific rolemodels. for raising at least one good child. for moving me every year of my life.
Bruce Willis - for giving me an orgasm every time i look at you.
Lil Wayne - for making such beautiful music.
Rancid - for being amazing. for having lars.
Marijuana - for giving my nights a purpose. helping me sleep. and also, helping me say the most brilliant things.
Pet Mania - for making me a pet maniac.
Jill - for sending us our two songs. they get us through any night.
Matt Burns - for being so important to me. helping me see what i need. and for making me the person i am today. because, after all, i kill babies and friendships.
Billy Burns - being my ex boyfriends hotter older brother.
Abortion - for being the way to go.
Marlboro Menthol Lights - for being so smokeable.
and a big thank you to vodka, for making this pointless entry possible.
if it weren't for you, i'd be too upset to type at all.
all of these have made my night and my recent days extraordinary. i wouldn't be the same without you.