I doubt Jesus was a Tea Bag
One of the Tea Bags on my Twitter followers* said that she will be praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for a big victory tomorrow. While she is praying, you all need to get off your asses and go vote so that she has no victory to celebrate.
NPR had an interview last week with an 18-year old snot who is a Republican precinct campaign. He said that he believes that 2008 was a fluke because a lot of first-time voters showed up that will probably never show up again. Let's prove him wrong, people!
Get motivated, get pissed off, go call voters, go knock on doors. And vote!
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*Yes, I do have Tea Bags following me on Twitter for some reason. They do not exactly make good pets but, much like bed bugs, they are rather hard to get rid of, at least in the online world. In the offline world, I have found that moving slowly toward them with a book in your extended arm works quite well. Garlic and mirrors are not effective. Holy water merely attracts them and should be avoided.
NPR had an interview last week with an 18-year old snot who is a Republican precinct campaign. He said that he believes that 2008 was a fluke because a lot of first-time voters showed up that will probably never show up again. Let's prove him wrong, people!
Get motivated, get pissed off, go call voters, go knock on doors. And vote!
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*Yes, I do have Tea Bags following me on Twitter for some reason. They do not exactly make good pets but, much like bed bugs, they are rather hard to get rid of, at least in the online world. In the offline world, I have found that moving slowly toward them with a book in your extended arm works quite well. Garlic and mirrors are not effective. Holy water merely attracts them and should be avoided.