I'm not dead! ...at least I don't think so.

[dimebagsatriani]

This got a lot longer than I meant it to. You're a nice person if you actually read and comment on this dreck.

You stand agog as the chalk-white monstrosity raises itself from the shallows, mussels clinging to its tentacular beard and barnacles colonizing its back and shoulders. It clutches what appears to be a rusted obsidian battle axe, the

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[von_trampp]

I'm so happy that you've found someone who makes you happy :) Thats the best feeling ever, isn't it?

[huggybee]

I still miss you.
wanna come over and fatten next wednesday? I not only still have poxicles but I have THREE kinds of ice cream in my freezer... two of which are limited edition holiday flavors. I might buy another one when I go to the grocery store tonight too. ;)

I need Tommy hugs. Consider hanging out with me for one night as my Christmas present. (nothin like some good old fashioned Catholic Guilt to see the ones you love) ;)

MUAH!

[dimebagsatriani]

WEDNESDAY IS YOURS.

HAHAHAHA.

[huggybee]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

I'll even shower and brush my HAIR!

(I'm learning how to become classy) ;)

I'm so excited to see you!!

[madampancake]

now we're real friends because i read your dreck.

i like eskimos too, but i prefer motorcyclists.

[wolfwoman2003]

Nice to see you! Sounds like Tommy has been a busy boy.

It also sounds like you sorta took a trip to Oz. You know, travel the world, searching for whatever, and then finding that what you needed was in yer own backyard all along. Nice work, Dorothy!!

:D

Love you. Have you talked to my one-eighth Eskimo son? He's down in Portland, with the loverly Madeleine. They are so disgustingly cute together. You should call him or something. His cell is 360.286.1453.

Merry Ho Ho, Dearheart. Peace on Earth and all that rot. And now, I need another mug o'grog. Rum and Egg Nog.....mmmmMMMmmmmmm....warm and fuzzy!

I'm still here

[darci_333]

sort of. Sounds like you figured some shit out. Good for you, :)