First Spell (forward dated to after castle raid, if needed)

[dime_is_mine]

So this is the great City I've heard so much about. I must say, I'm rather impressed. I can tell I'm going to
have good business here, and maybe even have some fun during my stay, if that castle business from the other day is any indicatio.Not that I'd expect anything less here.

But where are my manners? My name is Magica DeSpell. No doubt you've

Comments

[jonny_talbain]

Brilliant. More ducks.

[dime_is_mine]

So?

[jonny_talbain]

It's a bit bloody unfair, now isn't it? Me banned from eating city residents by the Headmaster and yet a bunch of uncooked dinners is allowed to roam about underfoot?

[dime_is_mine]

Sounds reasonable to me, if you want to keep all of your fur and teeth.

[jonny_talbain]

You're a feisty one, aren't you? Don't worry too much about my fur and teeth, Luv. I tend to grow a lot of both on a regular basis.

[dime_is_mine]

And I can make the process painful. So let's cut the nonsense, shall we?

[jonny_talbain]

And what if I told you that transforming hurts every single time, but I'd simply gotten used to it? You see, when your bones have to bend and buckle and your skin has to part to make way for hair, and suddenly your jaw triples in length to make way for more teeth... Little Duckie, let me tell you, it doesn't tickle.

[money_duck]

You keep your mangy paws away from her the citizens of the city, you hear me?

((strikes deleted olol))

[jonny_talbain]

Oh Scrooge, you valiant soul. Sticking up for Mary Mallard there. I'm sure your eggs will be beautiful.

Look, you know full well I'm not allowed to eat anyone in the city. It's just my bit of fun, mate. Don't stress over it too much - you'll get all tough and sinewy.

[money_duck]

What! And just what are you trying to-

I'm simply making sure you remember, is all.

[jonny_talbain]

Just what am I trying to-? Mate, you're the first half of the 'Birds and the Bees' story. Don't tell me I'm to give you a biology lesson. Old buzzard like you must have several dozen clutches running around by now if the ducks where I'm from are any indication.