First Spell

[dime_is_mine]

Use this, it says. Honestly, when did the world get so rude? The second I find out who knocked me out, you are going to be a toad! A nice warty one.

If anyone can read this,tell me where I am. I do not have the time for such nonsense...Heaven knows what that little Ratface is going to do with me gone for so long. This doesn't even look like

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[wrong_lever]

It's the work of some scientists, apparently.

You'll also be finding yourself a little short on spellwork, I'm sure.

[dime_is_mine]

Fools. How dare they touch what they do not know!

...They owe me a year's salary if they did.

[wrong_lever]

Yes, I'm sure anyone if given the opportunity would appropriate quite the delicious revenge...

Or perhaps not. The locals are terribly indecisive, you'll find.

[dime_is_mine]

Never trust the common folk to do anything important. Except get rid of some chip?

[wrong_lever]

Oh, even that one's completely irrelevant now. They've found some other way to stave off talents.

And if that's not bad enough, there's no strong, hardy, reliable, thick-skulled cronies in the vicinity to pluck up either.

[dime_is_mine]

None?!

This a nightmare...Someone finally put me in my worst dreams.

[wrong_lever]

...which is why I'm not above conjuring up nightmares of my own, should the opportunity arise.

[dime_is_mine]

...Well now. So despite their best efforts,'conjuring' is possible?

[wrong_lever]

Not so literally, unfortunately.

[dime_is_mine]

...Hmmm.

I will need to do some experimenting...my tools were already -

...And just who am I spilling my guts to?

[wrong_lever]

I've been working on a new makeshift lab myself, in the basement of the playhouse...supplies are horribly limited, but it's a test in resourcefulness.

You may call me Yzma. And you?

[dime_is_mine]

Magica De Spell.

Make-up,eh...A woman should look her best for conquest.

[wrong_lever]

A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

I could not agree more.

[dime_is_mine]

All the same if you can tell me where the working woman can stay in this dump?

[wrong_lever]

Any little niche you can carve out for yourself, darling. There are apartments at Latimir and Marshall Street and Horton. Or you can claim any habitable space for yourself.

[dime_is_mine]

Very well. I do not require too much.

...This is sad,this is the only way I can afford a bigger place.