First Spell

[dime_is_mine]

Use this, it says. Honestly, when did the world get so rude? The second I find out who knocked me out, you are going to be a toad! A nice warty one.

If anyone can read this,tell me where I am. I do not have the time for such nonsense...Heaven knows what that little Ratface is going to do with me gone for so long. This doesn't even look like

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[streeeetch]

DINNER!

[dime_is_mine]

I am a little hungry. What are you serving, boy?

[streeeetch]

Duck!

[dime_is_mine]

...

Do you think yourself funny,boy?

[streeeetch]

Oh, yeah, you bet!

But I'm not joking! Hahaha!

[dime_is_mine]

You come near me,and you will get a foof bomb up the nose.