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Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well
trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you are not receiving your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your manager. You will immediately be placed on the top of the
S.H.I.T. list, and they are especially skilled at seeing that you get all
the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will
be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.) already. If you are full of
S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name
to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well
trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you are not receiving your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your manager. You will immediately be placed on the top of the
S.H.I.T. list, and they are especially skilled at seeing that you get all
the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will
be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.) already. If you are full of
S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name
to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).