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Benjamin Franklin once wrote that one of the reasons he preferred older women to younger ones was because you could always put a basket over her head to cover her face so that you couldn't tell her apart from a younger woman. No joke.
http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html
#5, although the others are quite funny as well.