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My, my so much has happened since I last wrote in here. Lets start off with the major stuff I suppose. First off the Pirates after a season and a half won a game. It was amazing and I am glad I lived to see it. Scotty deserved it and I hope his players all pay him now. What else? It all seems so trivial after that.
Brandy whom I was kinda sorta maybe dating for a bit took off and moved to Oregon on me so I am once again a sorry sack of single suck. Alliteration aside I was sorry to see her go, she was a cool girl and it's too bad we got cut short. Anyone up for taking me out to the bars and getting me drunk to console me I will take you up on it.
Last Sunday the 3rd I had an amazing party. I drank over a 30 rack over the course of the day and Doty supplied 200 jello shots and needless to say it was a bad idea for me to get on a dirt bike but I did. It's a good thing chicks dig scars. You do dig scars right? Please god let you dig scars... There was also some mud wrestling and people hooking up all over the place like a crazy orgy party. I of course stayed clear of any hooking up but I did have a new amazing tee-shirt on so it wasn't a total loss of a night. I mean it was a cool tee-shirt. Seriously though it was a party you would see in a movie. People everywhere doing stupid things and getting high in the barn. So many different groups of people there, good times. We are having another party end of july, early august so look out for that bulletin.
I saw many movies over the last few weeks and I am first pissed off at Land of the Dead. This movie was sooooo disapointing. I love the zombie flick but this just made no sense. This one zombie started thinking and leading the other zombies around, then he figures out how to like shoot guns and use knives and stuff. So he teaches the other zombies and they start killing people with the guns and stuff and then just move on WITHOUT STOPPING TO EAT THEM FIRST! What the fuck is that? The only motivation a zombie has to kill someone is to eat them, without the eating them they are just people with guns who happen to be decomposing and thats just not what zombies are for. They are set apart by the eating people! Jesus Christ get a fucking clue. No one wants to see a zombie pretend to be human, most people I meet everyday are just pretending to be human anyway we don't need zombies doing the same thing. Batman gets the steve burtman seal of approval as does War of the Worlds, Bewitched can suck my grundel though. Nicole Kidman should be dragged back to australia and have a didgerydoo stuck up her pooter whilst being raped by a kangaroo. She has never made a good movie and never will. Thats it for now more fun sooner than later I hope.
Brandy whom I was kinda sorta maybe dating for a bit took off and moved to Oregon on me so I am once again a sorry sack of single suck. Alliteration aside I was sorry to see her go, she was a cool girl and it's too bad we got cut short. Anyone up for taking me out to the bars and getting me drunk to console me I will take you up on it.
Last Sunday the 3rd I had an amazing party. I drank over a 30 rack over the course of the day and Doty supplied 200 jello shots and needless to say it was a bad idea for me to get on a dirt bike but I did. It's a good thing chicks dig scars. You do dig scars right? Please god let you dig scars... There was also some mud wrestling and people hooking up all over the place like a crazy orgy party. I of course stayed clear of any hooking up but I did have a new amazing tee-shirt on so it wasn't a total loss of a night. I mean it was a cool tee-shirt. Seriously though it was a party you would see in a movie. People everywhere doing stupid things and getting high in the barn. So many different groups of people there, good times. We are having another party end of july, early august so look out for that bulletin.
I saw many movies over the last few weeks and I am first pissed off at Land of the Dead. This movie was sooooo disapointing. I love the zombie flick but this just made no sense. This one zombie started thinking and leading the other zombies around, then he figures out how to like shoot guns and use knives and stuff. So he teaches the other zombies and they start killing people with the guns and stuff and then just move on WITHOUT STOPPING TO EAT THEM FIRST! What the fuck is that? The only motivation a zombie has to kill someone is to eat them, without the eating them they are just people with guns who happen to be decomposing and thats just not what zombies are for. They are set apart by the eating people! Jesus Christ get a fucking clue. No one wants to see a zombie pretend to be human, most people I meet everyday are just pretending to be human anyway we don't need zombies doing the same thing. Batman gets the steve burtman seal of approval as does War of the Worlds, Bewitched can suck my grundel though. Nicole Kidman should be dragged back to australia and have a didgerydoo stuck up her pooter whilst being raped by a kangaroo. She has never made a good movie and never will. Thats it for now more fun sooner than later I hope.