Jul 30, 2007 16:25
Speed-update before the meds steal my brains again -- edema of the legs still quite bad. Am to double up on meds & call primary tomorrow. Insurance still fubar (BY GOLLY THAT NEVER HAPPENS!) but is now getting fixed.
Because instead of correctly marking the Restrictions sections of the "Bye See Ya Later You Now-Released Outpatient You" form, the [insert medical-related expletive of choice here] person checked the "No Restrictions," for when I'm OK'd to work full-time.
Clearly, they should have checked: "Needs the Pope Mobile and a dozen trained sherpas to get to bathroom."
Along with: "Install obstacle course of small yowly cats who can be several places simuntaneously on the bed-to-bath road, especially those trained by the Swiss Mercenaries to flop in stragegic locations. Bonus if can sound especially peeved to be booted out of path and hence wake other members of team/household."
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HI!